So FDOT, in their vast and humble wisdom, boldly recognized the need to bestow upon the citizens a massive bridge project said citizens, in their ignorance of their own best interests, neither requested nor wanted. But lo, a special interest group, who truth be told had no stake in the matter, except for the small consequence of being the taxpayers who used, paid for, and would be affected by the project, made selfish and ill-considered requests that the bridge include a worthless bike/pedestrian improvement and, even more shockingly, that FDOT try to reduce cost and minimize impact on the surrounding neighborhoods.
Bravely, FDOT fought these foes, armed with myriad examples of the positive impact huge flyovers and endless construction have on cities' urban cores, and equally compelling evidence for the fact that bike/pedestrian bridges are impossible, and ridiculous, and everyone should just pipe down about them already. But the special interest group proved relentless, with their incorrigible demands that FDOT do the things they should have done from the beginning.
And So FDOT reevaluated and developed a winning strategy: doing the things they should have done from the beginning! And thusly FDOT were praised by all for doing things right, and the special interest group was decried for insisting upon the bike/ped bridge that would probably never be used, surely a more wasteful expense than the poor lost flyover and additional road widening.
So ends the tale of the wise and brave FDOT.